HOW TO BE A SOCIALITE
(in ten stoopid steps)
How
to be a Socialite step one: The Exchange.
Person one: "I don't believe we've
met."
Socialite: "I can't imagine in a
hundred years why we would have."
How
to be a Socialite step two: The Compliment.
Person one: "The pleasure is all
mine"
Socialite: "How very perceptive of
you."
How
to be a Socialite step three: The Offer.
Person one: "Perhaps I might get you a
drink?"
Socialite: "How very perceptive of
you."
How
to be a Socialite step four: The Sexual Come On.
Person one: "I hope you don't mind but
I find you very, very attractive."
Socialite: "Mind? Why should I mind? I
wasn't hiding so I can't imagine why you think you've 'found' me. But I must say If I were hiding it would be because you are what one would call 'a tramp' and if you had actually 'found' me I would certainly hope that you'd make an effort to change
tax brackets to repeat those words to me."
...or "How very perceptive of you."
How
to be a Socialite step five: The Gift.
Person one: "I would very much care
for you to accept this."
Socialite: "Your manners are impeccable
but I'm afraid this gift is wholly impractical."
Person One: "But..but it is a
diamond."
Socialite: "It is singularly
impractical."
Person one: "I am so very sorry."
Socialite: "How perceptive of
you."
How
to be a Socialite step six: The Financial Locator.
Person one: "Your lifestyle seems so
very extravagant. I am in awe."
Socialite: "Did you say you were in oil
or Orr?"
Person one: "Awe."
Socialite: "You're from Boston!"
How to be a Socialite step seven: The
Mustard.
Person one: "Would you please accept this
gift of several hundred thousand pounds sterling as a
gesture of
good will?"
Socialite: "No. I don't touch cash. Here are my bank details...here is my cellphone. But I forget
Socialite: "No. I don't touch cash. Here are my bank details...here is my cellphone. But I forget
myself. You Europeans say 'mobile'. How quaint."
Person one: "Yes. Mobile."Socialite: "So you are in oil."
Person one: "Yes. Mobile."Socialite: "So you are in oil."
How
to be a Socialite step eight: The Invitation and Avoidance.
Person one: "Perhaps you would care to
sample the cocktails made by my houseboy Choocho at my
Mexican villa?"
Socialite: "Sample? Does the poor boy
only make small measures?"
Person one: "You
misunderstand..."
Socialite: "How very perceptive of
you. Now call my bank, I'm growing bored with you."
How
to be a Socialite step nine: The Truth.
Person one: "You seem
distracted."
Socialite: "It's the walls. I think
the paint is drying."
How
to be a Socialite step ten: The Parting.
Person one: "I've never been so
insulted in my life!"
Socialite:"How perceptive of you. So
it's agreed. We shall never meet again."
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What is electronic Indian Visa (India e-Visa)?
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